1. tequila worms fear your name
2. find its easier to study drunk
3. all girls look hot at the party
4. you're on a first name basis at the detoxification center
5. you think somethings wrong because the room stopped spinning
6. you frequently urinate outdoors.
7. beer ads make sense.
8. you go to brush something from your shoulder and it turns out to be the floor!
9. [You] wake you the next morning and drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
10. The space on your drivers license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
11. You find yourself saying " Honesly occifer I only hads tree bears tonight!" and your snickering at his funny hat.
12. You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
13. While your laying upside down on the steps you've just fallin down you decide to do your impression of a water cooler!
14. there is photographic evidence that you didn't know about
15. you kiss your girlfriends neck insearch of spilt beer.
16. You first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half hour later you're afraid you won't.
17. the police name the drunk tank after you
18. You fall asleep taken a dump.
19. when you walk into a frat party at Purdue University and everyone stops what they're doing to yell your name.
20. Formula 1 teams call you offering big dollars for your urine
21. you find yourself reading, or especially, writing a homepage devoted to the subject.
22. you have actually read this entire list-and enjoyed it.
23. other people say "you are too drunk !!". And you say "No I'm not drunk at all!!".
24. you find that puking allows you to continue drinking for a couple more hours.
25. The bouncer dosent ask for id, but says "You really like this place, dont you?"
26. You keep having "good" nights out with your mates but none of you can piece together what actually happened. A really good night is as above with the addition of unexplained multiple injuries.
27. you reason with people by saying "sure drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones"
28. When you stop drinking your faorite liquor/beer for a week and that company's stock drops %50 that same week.
29. Beer breweries come to you for advice.
30. -You find yourself saying,"This stuffz not to bad!" and look down at the bottle in your hand to see the words Zima